Mumbai Machaand – Hindustani Bhau 

Mumbai Machaand Lyrics

Manohar kahaniya ..
KA BA……!
Thamb tula sangto
Mumbai madhe kaba!!

Kaan khol ke sakhti se sunn
Mumbai me rehte Hain Lucky apun
Tangg thodi Galiyaan par dil dariya
Mumbai mein apni
(CHHATTIS SAU) 3600 gun…!!!!

Nukkad pe mehfil sajti hai
Kaali peeli taxi chalti hai…..
Bhau ko Dekh ….HAHAHAHA (laughter)
Ache ache ki fat tiii hai

AYE CYCLE CHOR BABA
FALUDA KHAYEGA KYA ??

Aye Badshah bhai,
ek cutting laana phataphat.
Full raftaar mein aana ha bhai

24 ghante open hai mumbai
Ladki ki Safety ka token hai mumbai
Late night crime ki sautan hai mumbai
Fashion ke zone mein top par mumbai !!

Manish bhai ka lehnga bhi
15 peti ka na bawa!

Mumbai bole toh hard hai bawa
paise ka lagta yahan jhaad hai bawa
Local khaane ka swaad hai bawa
kabhi khau galli aa na baba,,,

Aana idhar Terko feel dega mai
Galatafehemi hai beta pill dega mai
Pyaar say manga to dil mega main
ungli karega to cheel mega main!!!

Vada pav ne mac d ko pel dala
Mumbai ki dharti ne sb ko jhel dala
Watchman , paan patti ,
Koodewala, laal batti
Pyaar denge sb bas
Karna nhi syaanpatti

Aye Kaumdi…..

Gher lenge sab, koi ho lacchar
Raat ko Anna ka idli aur dosa
ANNA NAMASKARA NAMASKARA

Khaali jeb waale ko b khud pe bharosa
Mumbai mein koi khaali pet nhi sota

Hatke hai Mumbai soti nhi
Chaubees carrot hai goti nhi
Aayi ke pallu k jaisi hai
Mamta mein iske katauti nhi…

Arey Mukhesh bhai
Kem Cho? Majaama?
Tower barabar laga na bhai
WiFi purra aana chahiye

Abhi aaya kya bheje mein?
Mumbai mein ka ba
Yeh toh sirf ek chota sa episode tha
Pura web series daal denga mein

Hattt
Saaleya
Mumbaikarancha kadhi
Dokyat nahi jaaicha
Samajla Kai?